To the Highest Council of the Highest Union of the Highest Societies:

I draw your attention to football. The practice of this game threatens the basis of our very way of life. I should explain.

When people watch a game of this sort, they do so, you realize, not knowing what the result will be. It follows that it might very well enter their heads that the HCHUHS also does not know what the result will be. And it further follows that many will come to believe that there is something that the HCHUHS does not actually know. This is not all.

Save me from this Love
Certain Thoughts Arising out of being Pointed out by my Two-year-old Son