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Moscow Dynamo
Victor Pelevin
Translated by Andrew Bromfield
‘That's why they're able to live like normal human beings, he thought, because they never forget about their duty. They don't spend all their time getting pissed like folks here.’
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Victor Pelevin
Victor Pelevin’s books include Omon Ra (Faber/Farrar, Straus & Giroux), The Clay Machine-Gun and The Life of Insects (both Faber).
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