Mother comes back one evening and she starts up at supper about feng shui, how our house isn’t organized for a happy life, how the front door should never line up with the back door like ours does – never. One of her colleagues in Parks and Recreation told her that.
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‘My instinct often is to swerve, to try to commit to some kind of reversal on received logics and see how far I can go with it.’
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