‘Ever notice the change that comes over / your gentle wife the minute she sets / foot in a grocery store?’
Ever notice the change that comes over
your gentle wife the minute she sets
foot in a grocery store? She pinches
the grapefruit. She squeezes the
bread. She looks for specials with an
eagle eye. For when it comes to spend-
ing your hard earned money, your wife
is a far tougher customer than you are….
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