John Cena | Dane Holt | Granta

John Cena

Dane Holt

Everything you do you do precisely.
The shine, cut off, heat, double down,

your famous five-move come back,
the false finish, and then the finish.

John, you leave us in little doubt,
you send the crowd home happy. John,

this isn’t personal. In many ways
you’re my generation’s Hogan –

and isn’t that half the problem?
You’ve all the mystery of a mystery novel

read back to front. Every shot of you
is the establishing shot. You’re the red state

voting red. You’re the spoiler: America
wins again! Beyond your routine

salute, your Marine Corps hymn
to never giving up, to hustle, loyalty and respect,

I hear a national anthem play
the flag-draped coffin into the earth. So,

fuck up once in a while, why don’t you,
in a way we don’t anticipate. Let the pay-off be

that you paid off the referee’s identical twin;
that it was you who put up a million

for the champion’s head delivered;
that concealed in your khaki jorts

was the foreign object, the cosh
or brass knuckles. John, show us the heel

of your human side. Better yet,
go into business for yourself:

when he’s laid out clean as a sheet, bow,
kiss your prone opponent’s forehead

and trace the ten count through the curtain.
Often, when it comes to your

distinctive brand of violence, John,
less is more

and none is more than enough.

 

Image © Tony Litvyak

Dane Holt

Dane Holt holds a PhD from Queen’s University Belfast. His debut pamphlet, Many Professional Wrestlers Never Retire (Lifeboat Press), was published in 2023 and was a Poetry Book Society Autumn Pamphlet Choice. In 2019, he won the inaugural Brotherton Prize, awarded by the University of Leeds. He was the 2023 Ciaran Carson Publishing Fellow at the Seamus Heaney Centre, Belfast. Father’s Father’s Father is published by Carcanet.

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